"BLOGGOTHERAPY"

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I hate exams...i hate exams.

And what is this thing with people phoning me to wish me luck, writing on my wall too even tweeting me luck in some cases. I know you mean well and all, but all you're doing is freaking me out. It reminds me of one of my Nigerian teachers who used to say "i wish you what you wish yourself" but now 'yourself' was pronounced 'yaaasssseeefff' and it had a sing-song tone to it like he was mocking you. I have been having nightmares of his squeaky nasal voice...i wake up expecting to see his sly grin (kinda like that joker, 'y so serious?' grin) but then i realise it's only a bad dream...not cool. My uncle phoned me at like 10pm last night and was telling me stuff like"do your best, your very best" and i kept diverting the conversation to talks on his numerous girlfriends and deliberating on which one of 'em he's going to marry ( boy, did we analyse?) At last, he gave up and then we went on to talk about how he wants an Indian wife that can dance like they do in the bollywood movies...he's a bollywood movie addict you see.

Just when i thought that was over, i got an sms from some random person i haven't spoken to in forever wishing me luck and this other guy sends me an sms(cheap, i know, at least phone me if you're gonna put me under pressure) anyway, he says Halleluyah like 10 times in a 1-page sms and this to wish me luck! Shame, he was only trying to be nice...o well. Africans and their over religionism (i know, i know it's not a word but Ag..this is my therapy, I'm allowed)...don't get me wrong, i love the lord and i know he loves me too, don't over do it you know? it's a relationship between you and God, showoffs!


I'm stressed, I'm breaking out (my dad took one look at my face and actually said I'm gonna have to go to the derma, that's how bad it is), i probably shouldn't be blogging now, but i needed to release the negative energy, like i said it's my therapy, 'Bloggotherapy' i like to call it. Yes, yes indeed, add it to your dictionary.Y'all should totally try this, if you don't have a thing for writing, just write in a journal or a diary or something, it helps i tell you.




Bonjour! (even though it's not morning...agg who cares?)